thelionandthellama:

be careful making wishes in the

[aggressively slams hand on table twice]

DARK DARK

(via metaphysicalcelestialwavelength)

indigowinter17:

katelynpossible:

my entire life is just a test to see if i’ll commit suicide or homicide first

(via hiddlestalker)

hami-is-awesome:

(via shotascout)

oy-of-midworld:

frankenlobo:

nekosey:

THOSE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) POSTS ARE SO CONFUSING BECAUSE I’LL READ IT AND THERE’S JUST A BLANK SPACE IN MY THOUGHT VOICE WHENEVER A ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) SHOWS UP

My computer has this “read out loud” ability and the other day I made it read ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) outloud.

it said “deg deg”

so now that’s what I hear when I see  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

‘deg deg’

that’s what it’s called now

a deg deg

(via superpotteravenger)

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

(via shotascout)

shesdonejim:

pick up line: let’s watch star trek

(via lokis-army-at-221b)

kawaiicornsnake:

kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy

(via emilysearth)